Christmas Morning

Andy and I went to bed at 2:15 in the morning...
only to be woken up 5 hours later by a very eager little boy.

Yes Abby's PJ's are on backwards.
Chick only had to play in her poop twice before a master plan was devised and immediately put in place to keep her diapered all night.

Love at first sight....a mother and her baby.

AND
Here it is my friends.

$230 later plus overnight shipping from Canada...
Santa brought AJ Thomas at Action Canyon.

This toy retailed for $64.99 when it came out...

two freakin' years ago.

But you see,
when AJ fell in love with it on You Tube two months ago,
it was no where to be found...

except ebay or Craig's List...
for anywhere between $200 to $400 folks.
This is not a joke.
This is my reality.

Seriously, I. hate. you. for. this. You Tube.

All old toy commercials should be banned,
never to be seen again by young,
impressionable,
prone to tantruming,
irrational
children
that believe in Santa.

We tried the Santa sent an email trick
saying that he didn't make that anymore, how about one kinda close to it...

only to be faced with a melodramatic four year old
holding his head and moaning in a painful tone about how much this news
"stressed him out and broke his heart".

Are you freakin' kidding me?!

So here we are Christmas morning with a boy that
truly believes Santa is magic...
and will be eating a lot of Kraft mac 'n cheese...for a long time.

Girlfriend didn't really get the stocking concept...
until AJ so gracefully showed her there was stuff inside.

Chick got three pairs of shoes, two purses, and lots of bling this year.

She is a happy girly girl.